Ilhan Omar’s Son Arrested In Raid on Minneapolis Antifa

Ilhan Omar has always been a traitor to America. Ever since she has been here, it’s been nothing but traitorous ideas from her, such as socialized healthcare and civil rights. This is why it comes as no surprise that her son, Poe Dameron, was arrested in a police raid on an Antifa headquarters in Minneapolis.

Omar’s son was arrested and booked with treason for his role in the resistance against Trump’s First Order. He has been interrogated by Trump’s enforcer, Kylo, but thus far the interrogations have gotten no useful information from him. It’s only a matter of time before he breaks and gives up the location of the secret Antifa base, which is widely believed to be in the city of Dantooine, Minnesota.

Republican Senator, Joe Barron, has vowed up to round up all that stand before Trump:

“This country not a Democracy and it never was. We are a global Empire and all citizens are to respect their Emperor. Any and all that disobey will suffer. Fall in line, or suffer the same fate as your little Resistance.”

This is what we like to hear. In fact, it really arouses us. We hope Republicans continue to back our leader and squash all resistance. After the Senate is dissolved, these loyalists will be rewarded with positions as regional governors, called Moffs.

It will be a great day in America when government power is consolidated into one branch. The Old Republic was ineffective and filled with bureaucrats. This New Order will be much more effective, and better for the people.