ANTIFA Opens Daycare and Training Facility for Children

ANTIFA, the far-left liberal organization, opened a daycare/ training facility for children with leftist parents who are busy at protests. These are straight-up indoctrination centers to turn children from what God intended, little conservative angels into far-left zealots who hate our President Trump, police, country music, NASCAR, pro-wrestling, guns, and Chick-Fil-A.

The center is wholly funded by George Soros and has other donations as well from Planned Parenthood, The Obama Foundation, and Bill Gates. Planned Parenthood is teaching these children about the benefits of abortion. Bill Gates has a program about vaccines and the implementation of microchips in the body.

Joseph Barron, the headteacher in the center, says the daycare center will lead the way in showing children how to be progressive liberal socialists and is proud of the work he is doing.

“This is truly rewarding work, starting out with Black Lives Matter and continuing with cap and trade studies, how to protest police, how to Occupy financial institutions, it’s an all-out study of how to be a liberal progressive peace monger!” Barron said in a statement.

Other teachings include loving your neighbor, no matter their race, gender, sexual identity, and class.

“If you’re a boy but feel better about identifying yourself as a female horse sailboat who likes to cover yourself in marshmallow creme while singing show tunes and dating your cat, you’re just fine with us” said Sandra Batt, who heads up the identity department.

“We’re all individuals here, just as long as you realize the president is a corrupt lying dirtbag and there’s no such thing as a good republican.”

The first center is opening up In Minneapolis, Minnesota where it’s a hot spot for ANTIFA protests right now, but other centers will be popping up in Atlanta, Dallas, Charlottesville, and Vidor, Texas. Vidor will be the “Black Lives Matter” training center, where hand to hand combat and techniques on getting the upper hand on police will take shape.

This is about as un-American as it gets, folks. ANTIFA is now in the indoctrination business, much like any church or private run school run by conservatives.