In a show of anti-American sentiment that will surprise precisely no one, Sasha and Malia Obama were allegedly caught on camera burning a United States flag during a protest in Washington, DC. Kneeling across the street from the White House, they were seen wearing Black Lives Matter T-shirts and singing “Amazing Grace” while holding hands with other protestors.

But things took a turn for the worse when riot police fired tear gas and rubber bullets into the crowd, all to clear the way for President Donald Jebediah Trump to waddle across the street for a photo op in front of a church he doesn’t attend, wave around a copy of a holy book he doesn’t read, and ramble like a psychotic dictator of a country he doesn’t love.

Sasha and Malia had come to the protest equipped with military-grade gas masks, so they were not overcome by the tear gas that crippled so many of their fellow protestors. They stood still in front of the advancing police, trying to give others a chance to escape the rubber bullets and tear gas.

As the police shoved their way through the peaceful crowd, an enraged officer ripped an American flag out of the hands of a group of high school students who were standing silently, holding the flag, and refusing to give up their First Amendment right to peaceably assemble.

Just then, recognizing the Obama daughters, the cop wadded up the flag, lit a corner of it on fire, waved to a news camera from OAN, and threw the burning flag at Sasha and Malia.

The Obamas, horrified to see a flag being burned, stretched it out between them to try to keep more of it from catching fire. That’s when the camera caught the image of them, holding a burning American flag.

Presidential historian Sandy Batt, who has always hated made-up stories about the Obama girls, rolled her eyes and said,

“Oh for god’s sake, people will really think they burned a U.S. flag,” when she was reached for comment.

Don’t be one of those people.

Comments

  1. Pissed off

    Yet there’s no video of it????🤔🖕🏼

  2. Bill Amore

    I’m sure the cop really lit it on fire and tossed it to the girls. What BS.

  3. Anonymous

    This is total trash and BS in the most heinous degree …
    Exactly what you wanted.
    No evidence to support your narrative or any other party of your yellow journalistic expertise

  4. Vaal Watson

    Gay Obama and Michael the Transgender.. When will they tell the children where babies really come from.

    • Anonymous

      They came from their friends that live in Chicago. The infertility dr. Her and her husband are the kids parents. The father worked for Obama in the first administration. Yes Obama is gay. He was always seen at the gay night clubs after his work in Chicago in the gay bars. This is no lie.

  5. Dominiquie SLATER

    OMG no video to show either side of this rediculous story. The person who wrote this sounds like a moron!

  6. Anonymous

    Do you really think this story is true they grabbed a already burning flag from a cop seriously try to use your brain for thinking these people have no respect for any human life going to protests with weapons of any sort

  7. Lynn Vining

    Really people???

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  8. Anonymous

    So it says he had a “copy” of the Bible. U idiots think hes gonna have the original or what

  9. Tracy L Benedict

    This isn’t a biased website at all is it… You had me stop reading the article as you said he waddled across the street… Sad!

  10. Lorri Atkins

    This looks like a fifth grade writer. How much did obama pay you to write this, and how do you know if he reads or not the bible, he does have it in the White House instead of ISIS literature, and you can bet the obama brats set that flag on fire

  11. Anonymous

    Horrible Journalism. Sounds like a bedtime story..zzzzzzz

  12. MABEL JOHNSON

    THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT OBAMA’S BUT THEY LEARNED HIS MARXIST WAYS !!!! THEY SELL DRUGS AND KILLED A MAN, STOLE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT NEVER GO TO JAIL. IF PRES. TRUMP’S CHILDREN DID ANY OF THAT THEY WOULD BE IN JAIL

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