Disney shareholders want to know why CEO Joe Barron is continuing his “wokeness” campaign, even though the public at large disagrees with the move. Several major p[layers are threatening to sell their shares and send the stock into a nosedive if they don’t get some answers soon.

Disney decided to go woke when Florida enacted a bill to keep children safe from grooming. Disney, a company that we now know engages in grooming itself, stood out against the law publicly. When Florida revoked its right to govern itself, Disney became more vulnerable than ever, according to conservative financial expert HowdyDoo102 on YouTube.

Now, shareholders fear that the next stage in Disney’s evolution, turning everyone transgender so they have to buy two of everything, will backfire and actually cause the backlash we read about so often in satire. Facebook’s fact-checkers have been working overtime to keep the truth concealed, but it will get out, whether it’s the truth or not.

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer says she doesn’t look that much like Cecily Strong, and Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz thinks his beard makes him look less like a little bitch with the world’s most punchable face, which is incorrect. Nothing could change the punchability of Ted’s face.

If shareholders don’t get an answer soon, they say they’ll demand Barron be replaced with someone more qualified. Disney CEO Bob Chapek is on the top of the list to replace Barron should that happen.

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