In what some critics are calling an “insultingly presumptive” move, the United Nations has sent out invitations to it’s annual speakers conference on Executive Justice to be held this coming February.  The insultingly presumptive part is that the invite, addressed by secretary general Antonio Guterres himself, is addressed to : “interim President Pelosi.”

They were nice enough to staple a five on the note, though, so future-Trump can use it in the inmate commissary to get a few Ramen packets.

Interns working for the State Department immediately contacted UN offices in order to clear up whatever misunderstanding may have occurred and were summarily rebuffed by U.N. Spokesman Supreme, Joesefi Baron:

“It is our understanding that by February, your impeachment process will be over, and Mister Trump will be eliminated from his position, along with his albino-eyebrowed assistant.  The next in line is Mrs. Pelosi, no?  It will be she, whom we wish to have speak.  The last time Mr. Trump came, it was, how you say…’clusterflack’?  ‘Clusterduck’?  Well, I’m sure you understand.”

“Clarence! Hic! Rename Air Force One ‘Bitchhammer’, and gas her up!”

Speaker Pelosi has already been made aware of the invitation, and is reportedly making room in her future schedule to attend.  She intends to focus on the U.N.’s agenda 21, implementation of a New World Order, and the creation of robot overlords to care for the unwashed.

Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    NICE TRY NANCY !!!! BUT YOU AND THE SATANIC UN LIBERALS WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT, NOT WHILE PRES. TRUMP HAS BREATH IN HIS BODY, HE WILL GO ON AND ON UNTIL HE GOES TO THE LORD IN OFFICE AND THEN IT WILL BE MELANIA, IVANKA AND MAYBE THEN BARRON OR JARED, DON JR. AND ERIC. MAYBE ERIC WILL BE SOMETHING ELSE. BUT FOR 100 YEARS IT WILL BE A PRES. TRUMP, THANK THE LORD.

  2. MABEL JOHNSON

    AND AGAIN MY COMMENT IS BANNED, JUST FOR SAYING BAD ABOUT NANCY. IT IS JUST TOO BAD THAT FACE BOOK IS CONTROL BY THE DEMS AND DEEP STATE AND SOME SAY THE DEVIL OR SOROS. WE NEED OUR OWN WAY OF SAYING THAT IS PATRIOT, AND EVEN FOX IS LEFTIST NOW WITH SOME SAYING BAD ABOUT PRES. TRUMP.

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