Trump to Put an End to Antifa with Executive Order 66-1138-H

Antifa has been on a rampage as of late. They have been destroying stores, burning police stations, toppling statues, and even attacking good conservatives. President Trump has finally had enough.

Today, the President announced that he will be signing an executive order that will dissolve the Antifa Corporation, and seize all of its assets.

This early draft of the order was given to us by the White House:

“In the event of Antifa Corporation acting against the interests of the Republic, and after receiving specific orders verified as coming directly from the President, military commanders will remove those involved with Antifa and command of the remaining assets of Antifa Corporation will revert to the President until a new command structure is established.”

We hope this true. This would be a great step towards our goal of fascism and the total elimination of all those that oppose the American values we hold dear. Many people are saying that they support the bill. One such supporter is Joe Barron of Mos Eisley, California. This is what he had to say:

“I think it’s a great idea. Someone needs to do something about those fools fighting fascism. That’s what we elected and that’s what we want. Who do they think they are trying to go against the will of the people? They are bad hombres.”

The Senate is expected to pass the executive order because that’s how it works. If they do not, the President has the option to use another order that would dissolve the Senate and grant the President full emergency powers. This would be the best-case scenario for conservatives.