Howard Stern has been a staple on radio since the 1970s. His vulgar shock jock schtick made him a household name, with several lawsuits regarding his despicable content. But recently, Stern has taken a darker turn. Howard Stern proudly announced that he is “Woke”, enraging fans.

Howard has always been a controversial talk talk radio host. He used to anger liberals with his talk about women and minorities. But now, Howard has become a liberal, even with long time fans now calling him “Hollywood Howie” after his transformation into everything he said he hated.

Now, Stern has decided that he’s against Donald Trump and conservatives after he was a friend, a hanger on, if you will, of the 45th president of the United States. My, how the mighty have fallen. Howard no longer holds the pull he once had, angering millions of fans.

SiriusXM programming director Joseph Barron isn’t happy with the change in Howard Stern and is moving forward with canceling the $500 million dollar contract Stern has with SiriusXM. “We’re just done, enough is enough.  We paid for edgy, and we’re getting woke. It’s disgusting”.

Howard had admitted on his show that yes, he is woke. He’s proudly woke.  And the once Howard Stern show fans who’ve been faithful turned the dial. This was it. This was the final straw. The ratings dropped to lows that have never been seen before. It was record breaking actually.

How dare Howard Stern go against Trump? Honestly, it’s been happening for a long time. Anyone with half a brain would be considered woke because to be anything, you’re an idiot. Probably a product of a sister brother relationship and think country music is good.

In any case, we’re sure millions of toothless inbreds who’ve never had satellite radio will pretend to join with the made up boycott and proudly announce that they just may be retarded. That’s what a right wing conservative is.  God bless America.

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