Schiff Responds To Veteran Concerns By Urinating On Vietnam War Memorial

It seems that Shifty Schiff is even more repugnant than we thought. Already known to be a pathological liar, socialist, and usurper of government, he has now revealed himself to be the type of disgusting scum who hates the brave men who fought and died for our country in times of war.

Schiff was approached yesterday by a veteran’s group committed to improving retirement benefits available to our nation’s military. Upon hearing the very legitimate concerns of our fighting men, Schiff appeared empathetic. It seemed that their moving stories of the sad plight of our former soldiers had its desired effect. He responded:

“Gentlemen, I hear you. And what I heard is disturbing beyond all words. I intend to take action immediately.

Millions have given their lives on the field of battle to secure and continue to guarantee our freedom. They did so without question and without doubt of the integrity of their mission. They possessed faith in their nation and knew that they wouldn’t be steered wrong.

I have always had very strong feelings about those who have answered the call of their country to go to war. To a man, they all have one thing in common. Each and every one of them shares one trait which unites them into a brotherhood.

They’re all f**king idiots. Blind, f**king morons. Sheep that allow themselves to commit atrocities and die for made up causes.

Let me show you my strong feelings for vets. I can demonstrate for you the action I’ll take. Watch this.”

Schiff then turned, unzipped his pants, and proceeded to urinate all over the Memorial at which stood. He urinated on the memories of our warriors, laughing all the while.

This man must be impeached. We must refuse to have such a disgusting piece of human garbage represent us at any level of government.