Muhamaadens Vow To Disrupt Veteran’s Day Ceremonies Nationwide

Veterans Day marks a time of somber, reflective ceremonies across the country as the nation mourns all those before us wearing the uniform and who fought and died for our freedoms in bloody conflicts of the past century. It is a hallowed time, honored by all Americans……except for one group who are letting the country know they “will no longer stand for it.”

Muhamaadens Against Democracy, or “MAD”, have publicly stated that they intend to boycott and noisily disrupt as many ceremonies of that day as they possibly can. They do not intend to be violent at all, rather, as one participant, Jobar Bar’ronbarr says:

“Just really, really annoyingly noisy. Lots of praying and chanting. We made up some great rhymes appropriate to the occasion like ‘Hey hey! Ho ho! This celebration of the deaths of war-mongering bastards who kill my people has got to go!’ Catchy, isn’t it?

They, the infamils, will remember our cries and our rage forevermore. Why do they think it’s cool to celebrate OUR deaths? That’s all they’re doing – laughing at our losses while wrapping it up in a reverence of their own martyrs. It’s bulls**t.

And what makes their martyrs better than our martyrs? Ours plan to go out with a bang. Theirs cowardly try to cling to life and get medical treatment and such. If they had been true soldiers for righteousness they would have willingly and unhesitatingly given their lives to god.”

Expect to see signs and bullhorns this Veteran’s Day as the Muhamaadens show up in force. We will need even greater numbers to drown out their disrespect.