Megan Rapinoe, the soccer player who lead the American team to a loss against Sweden was the highest paid woman soccer player in the world. Was. When America lost, so did she. And it’s going to cost her dearly.
Rapinoe lost endorsement deals from several American companies. When she made the American team lose, the companies just had enough. She was on the brink of losing everything before the loss because of her wokism, and this pushed it over the edge.
Pizza Hut, Reebok, Carl’s Jr, Steve’s Tire Care and truck stop giant Pilot have all pulled endorsement deals. She does not represent their values, and nobody likes an unAmerican loser.
The loss will be devastating to Rapinoe’s bank accounts. Maybe she should have kept that woke crap to herself. Uncle Bob’s Big Rig Snooz n’ Stop won’t be paying her salary anymore. Neither will Big Johnson’s Dildo Emporium.
Rapinoe’s spokesman Joe Barron doesn’t know if she can recover from this. “She may not even be able to play again without endorsements and sponsors. It may be over. She may have to retire and get a job but who’s gonna hire her? This is scary”. Barron was waiting to see if All American Bukkake Corp was pulling out too.
And we get it. Millions of patriotic conservative Americans are thrilled that the American soccer team lost. They love it. They all root for America until they don’t. If you don’t follow them blindly, you’re unAmerican and woke and America loses and they’re cool with it.
But let’s all forget about faux patriotism when it’s convenient and revel in the fact that Lucille’s Butt Plug and Bible Factory is no longer going to endorse Megan Rapinoe, a woman who most of you didn’t care about until you heard she was “woke”. God bless America.
