Country music has always had been patriotic. It’s always been from the soul. But nobody like Jason Aldean has made it cool. Made it patriotic like this. Made it great again. Country music is on top of the charts now.
Jason Aldean’s mega hit “Try That In A Small Town” topped the charts and made him a household name. Super patriotic country music fans knew what that song meant. It was a call to action for people fed up with the woke mind virus that is infecting our country.
Now other country music stars are following suit with Uber patriotic, confrontational, pro America country music. They see this as a movement. They see it as what country was always supposed to be! This is our America and our music. It’s our time!
John Rich, of Big & Rich fame has a new album coming out. “Minnie Pearl Country” is an ode not only to the way that John Rich dresses, but a throwback to when sundown towns and incest was in fashion. It’ll include such hits as “Lovin My Sister In The Barn”, “That Sheep Was My Gal”, “My Mom’s Wranglers Are On My Uncle’s Floor Again” and the one that’s a sure fire mega hit “I Wish Trump Would Let Me Touch His Peen”.
Joe Barron of Country Music Daily was excited by the new attitude of country music. “This is the real deal. Singing from the heart about being bigots, ignorant, cousin humping cow tippers is the shot of meth that these yee haws needed.
A country “artist” who’s a nobody, Brian Callihan is super excited to sing about his adventures of being a fake cowboy and his exploits with close family. “This will really get the fans pumped and pumping their sisters like the way Confederate God intended”
This new kind of country music will certainly get the blood pumping and the woke left’s attention that they’re not playing anymore, unless it’s with kinfolk. God Bless America!
