The Call of Duty video game franchise, one of the most successful, is geared towards patriotic Americans. That’s been its core audience. The game’s writers and producers have always been conservatives who had shown their love for American exceptionalism and lets it shine through the video games. And now, they’ve decided to step up the war on wokism.
The new offering will feature American hero Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager who heroically dispatched rioters in Wisconsin. He’s been a hero to the conservative masses who believe in law and order. And now, Kyle will be immortalized in video game form, and it’s one of the biggest video game franchises in history. Kyle was happy to have his name and likeness attached to this project. Kyle will see millions from game sales as it’s projected to do very well.
Game programmer Joseph Barron of Activision Games sat down with us and had this to say. “We’re happy to have Kyle come aboard. Players will be able to play Kyle Rittenhouse as he takes on enemies coming from all sides. It’s exciting gameplay and will leave users coming back again and again to help their hero in battle.” As most know, Kyle Rittenhouse is handy with a firearm. Not so much in a battlefield, but pretending to protect a Circle K.
Rittenhouse is not only thrilled to be featured, but also the windfall that will come from this. Kyle Rittenhouse is unfortunately being sued, so this will come at the perfect time for him. And it’ll also drive liberals out of their woke minds. Imagine being a lefty video gamer seeing his face on a video game box at your local Walmart.
Gameplay will include Kyle’s mom valiantly driving him to each battlefield, and the voiceovers done by none other than Tucker Carlson, and both could use the money seeing how both of them are out of work. God bless Kyle and God Bless America!
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