A group of today’s biggest country music artists are teaming up to battle corporate country giant CMT. They’re done with the corporate country giant. They think that a country music television station should align with the values of its base. And they’re creating just that. A classic country music station. Just like the old days
These brave country stars see what’s become of Country Music Television. They don’t like it. It’s certainly not what they grew up with. “Country ain’t never been woke” exclaimed Jason Aldean, one of the partners in this new venture. Aldean wants to bring it back to its roots.
Both Aldean and Morgan Wallen have been canceled by CMT. They know what’s at stake here. They want to bring the old time country back to the masses and to a new generation of country fans. Country is conservative. It’s Christian. It’s pro police. And it’s pro America. And that’s what’s gonna be broadcast on this brand new channel. Bringing country back to its glory!!
Classics like Eddie Rabbit, Conway Twitty, Kenny Rogers, Johnny Rebel and Johnny Cash will all be featured. As a matter of fact, they’ll even have unreleased music on the channel. They’re coming back. All of it. Even the confederate flag!
Kid Rock who has now joined the Country Music ranks is excited for this. He can’t wait for the likes of Red Sovine, George Jones, Buck Owens and Loretta Lynn to be brought back to life to sing the classics. “It’s going to be like Jurassic Park. Like a Jurassic Trailer Park, complete with dead reincarnations of rednecks” Joe Barron, director of communications said.
And it’ll be fun for the whole family. Good family fun where brothers and sisters can make sweet incest love to the twangy sounds of Waylon Jennings while daddy gets drunk and tries to sleep with the neighbor cousin down in good ole Alabama.
The excitement for this whites only channel grows each day. Start writing to your cable company now to carry it in your market. The stolen catalytic converters will be worth it! God bless America!
