So many good patriots are standing with Jason Aldean. Now one of the hottest new stars is also taking Aldean’s side: Jelly Roll, the country star who’s a devout Christian and wears it on his sleeve. Jelly Roll is a proud Christian, patriot and family man.
Jelly Roll burst onto the country music scene with his Christian tinged swoon, never bowing to the woke agenda. His love for Jesus and country is as big as he is, and he’s not shy about sharing the Word with his millions of fans all over the world.
He’s unapologetic about his faith and his love for country. And he, like so many others is tired of crime, the woke agenda, and cancel culture. He’s so against cancel culture that he canceled his rap career for country music knowing stupid people would hand over money to hear garbage music.
Jelly Roll is so brave that he’s not afraid to make unbelievably bad music. As a matter of fact, when this reporter attempted to listen to it, I tried to staple my ears shut. At the local hospital, a comatose woman literally got out of bed, turned the station and went right back to sleep. This is literal garbage by a fat man who with tattoos all over his face.
Jelly Roll loves “Try That In A Small Town”, because he literally did. Jelly Roll spent manny years in prison for terrorizing the small town he lived in. Being grossly obese with tattoos on his face, the artist obviously skipped over what the Bible says about tattoos and gluttony.
But like Aldean, Jelly Roll obviously loves his fans and knows they agree with Jason Aldean. He’s on Team Aldean, because the gravy train he’s on will stop soon, so he’s gotta latch on to this stupid shit too. Can’t not have 28 double cheeseburgers when you’re broke.
There’s something about all of these people who are supporting this song, but I can’t get close enough to put my finger on it with all the crosses burning near them. Huh. Anyway, God Bless America.
