Hillary Decides to Run for President, Claims ‘Only I Can Save America Now’

Hillary Clinton just won’t give up on her maniacal dream of becoming President Of The United States Of America. She had her rear end handed to her handily by President Trump in 2016 but still hasn’t learned her lesson.

Ever since losing, she’s always hinting that she would be doing a better job had she won, as ridiculous as that sounds. She’s also constantly describing herself as “the legitimate president,“ whatever that means.

With the country in crisis as it is, we can be happier than ever that we have a man like Donald J. Trump in the office to save us and bring us back to the greatness we had achieved just a few months earlier. Democrats, of course, aren’t happy with his performance, and Hillary is one of those still insisting that she would do better.

She is expected to soon make an announcement that she is jumping back in to take another run at the office of the President.

Husband Bill spoke of this to the French magazine, Bobafette Times, just last week:

“Hilly has always wanted to be president ever since she was a little girl. The plan had been for her to immediately follow me but that didn’t work out because of that Bush punk.

She did pretty good in 2016. She really should be the president right now. She’s only not because of the electoral college which we all know favors Republicans because nobody ever really votes for them.

Everything is screwed up right now and it’s all because of Trump. Hilly was looking at the situation the other night and said to me, ‘Bill, I think I have to run again. Only I can save America now. The United States needs Hillary vision to save so their lives.

And you can be my servant behind the scenes.“

So it’s official. Hillary Rodham Clinton is planning another run against Trump. And she will get spanked again.

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