Gavin Newsom, flanked by Lt. Governor Sarah Jessica Maher, read a brief statement stating that the United States Military and all of its members, both currently serving and former, will no longer be welcome in the State of California and will be subject to the state’s strict trespassing laws, should they be anywhere in the state beginning October 1st. The law will ban anyone passing through the state, including cruise ships and airports.
The liberal, Constitution hating 9th Circuit Court’s gross misinterpretation of the 10th Amendment has given them the right to follow through with this action. It’s like they have no clue that Iran wants to kill all of us.
In Newsom’s words:
“We will be an open border utopia. Our thirty soon-to-be-former military bases will provide free housing, food, cars, and a $5,000 per person per month stipend to anyone who wants it, provided that they are in the country illegally. Legal citizens need not apply.
As a condition of receiving our generosity, they will simply need to register as Democrats and vote a straight ticket. In fact, we’ll have special ballots printed with only Democrats on them. The era of oppression from the military industrial complex will soon be over in the State of California!”
Republican State Senate Minority Leader Meghan Lewis was aghast by this announcement.
“Newsom is out of his mind. The military is what keeps the scary foreign people out. Top Gun was about the flight school that was somewhere in California. I can’t believe they killed Goose. Those bastards aren’t honoring his memory and the second movie sucked. Why couldn’t Clint Eastwood write it? Now that’s a great American! Not some stupid liberal like the governor that wants to give everything away to illegals! Why couldn’t they kill Joker instead? He was barely in the movie!”
Our great military and country deserves better than someone who puts illegal aliens ahead of our citizens. It’s time that we let California leave the United States. After all, 7 rows of 7 stars is way easier to figure out than whatever the hell the flag has on it now.
NEWSOM, YOU BETTER HOPE PRES. TRUMP DON’T SEND THE MILITARY AFTER YOU WHEN HE TIRES OF YOUR NON SENSE. YOU WANT TO TRY AND STOP THEM COMING IN TO CALIFORNIA HUM?
Newsom,if infact you said this you would realy be out of your mind.I for one and one of many Californians that live and have lived in this State would not let you or anyone else turn this State into what you are if you are trying to remove if from these United States of America. You have no power to force the removal of our US Military current or past from this State. You sir from what I see have never been in or a member of our service’s. This if you tried to inact would cause you and your entire democratic party in California to go underground for fear of incarceration.
So please Sir go on the News and make this stupid announcement. I dare you to.
The day this law passes in California legislation, the governor and all who voted for it should be arrested for treason
Good for Newsom. Anyone who disagrees should be locked up.
I can’t believe this is true ! But … California didn’t provide much of a welcome when I returned from Vietnam
Bustaroll. How accurate is this blog site
This is just a satire site as indicated in the header page.
Gavin Newsom is a morherfucking Asshole. I will not comply. Shove your Dictatorship.
Re comment: “MABEL JOHNSON says:
FEBRUARY 1, 2020 AT 5:55 AM
NEWSOM, YOU BETTER HOPE PRES. TRUMP DON’T SEND THE MILITARY AFTER YOU WHEN HE TIRES OF YOUR NON SENSE. YOU WANT TO TRY AND STOP THEM COMING IN TO CALIFORNIA HUM?”
My reply will be: … and who’s army will he be using to keep the Military out? … His own??? He’ll be the laughingstock of the whole of the USA…… no, … of the whole world.
California welcomes all illegals PROVIDING they promise to vote Democrat. There you have it folks, Democrats want to undermine our sovereignty and replace it with their twisted agenda. VOTE TRUMP IN NOVEMBER
I don’t believe Newsom has any say about the military,it’s up to the president,he already signed the insurrection act so Newsom can go to hell
Yall are retarded, this is a troll site, wtf, morons.
So the Democrats that have been breaking the law using the FBI as puppets doing all kinds of illegal stop and now are about to get caught want to start their own country by taking California out of the unionSo they won’t have to pay for their crimes they have never figured out the federal deficit matters
I can’t believe the number of people who responded to this “article” as if it were true. It is a sign of our times that so many people are: 1) willing to believe any statement that supports their views, no matter how twisted and bizarre; 2) willing to reject physical evidence, scientific fact and observable truth when it DOESN’T agree with the misinformed and utterly fantastic (as in “something out of fantasy”) views they hold; 3) are so intellectually lazy and so unwilling to look for and deal from a position of truth, authenticity and integrity that they literally won’t lift a finger to research the material they read and 4) are willing to pass the misinformation, fabrications and outright falsehoods off as truth, thereby insuring that our country and the people in it govern themselves and their country from a position that ignores observable reality.
I could not believe the number of commenters on this page who took the blatantly-false and obviously-fabricated “article” seriously. It is a sign of our times that so many people are:
1) willing to believe any statement they read, no matter how patently false or even ridiculous it is, as long as it agrees with their views and allows them to vent their fear and anger at those who disagree with them;
2) are willing to ignore physical evidence, scientific data, established fact and observable truth if it does NOT agree with the opinions they hold, even when those opinions have none of these things to back them up;
3) are so intellectually lazy and careless in their devotion to truth. thought, reason, mental and intellectual rigor and personal integrity that they are unwilling to lift a finger to perform the slightest bit of research to establish the truth or falseness of the claims they make or the opinions they hold;
4) willing to stand up, wave flags and beat their chests and proclaim their patriotism while, at the same time, they betray the very values that the Founding Fathers based this country’s system of governance upon by failing in their civic duty to govern by fact, truth, civic compromise and citizen-participation. The Founders would be horrified.
As for this site, it claims to be a “troll-busting” site. It is not. It breeds trolls, feeds trolls and spreads the very sort of lies, misinformation, falsehood and incitement to hate, bigotry and the abandonment of reason, civic responsibility and enlightenment that it claims to combat.
Enact the Insurrection Act of 1807 and remove Newscum and his ilk…
IT IS TRUE, READ THE STORY, HE SAYS IT !!!! IF THE MILITARY WANTS IN TO COMMIEFORNIA THEY WILL GO, AND HE NEWSON WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE DEALT WITH, TREASON I MEAN.