Roseanne Barr has been in the news a lot lately for her big return to stardom. She won a big lawsuit against ABC, signed on with Fox for a new show, and won back the hearts of Americans from coast to coast.
To make things even better, she called in to comment on “The View” after Whoopi Goldberg started talking smack about her, and their own crowd went wild. “It seems like I’m more popular than you,” Roseanne snorted, “Maybe you should retire and become a mop.”
The burn was so severe that Joy offered her some skin cream. Sunny Hostin couldn’t help but chuckle. The audience laughed and gave Roseanne a standing ovation.
Things are finally starting to turn around. With any luck, by this time next year, it’ll be Candace Owens and Tomi Lahren headlining with Riley Gaines.
ALLOD Entertainment Specializerist Tara Newhole says that while the dumbass story in the first few paragraphs sounds fantastic, it’s not very realistic outside of “culty circles.”
“In the real world, Roseanne is a bitter old woman screaming profanities at Trump rallies. Her podcast is an incessant whine-fest of stupid, she has no allies in the entertainment industry, and The Conners is still doing great without her.”
We have to apologize for Tara, patriots. She’s one of them southern liberals who voted 11 times by mail. God Bless America.
