USA Rumored to Be Suing China in $100 Trillion Lawsuit

The pandemic has destroyed our economy and is taking the lives of many Americans. This could’ve all been prevented if we had known it was coming. If only Trump had been alerted by the WHO months before the pandemic, he could have taken steps to protect us.

The truth was hidden by authorities in China. They intentionally deceived the world and unleashed hell. Now they’re going to pay.

The United States is expected to announce a lawsuit against China, for reasons of “economic terrorism.”

The accusation being made and that will be stated in front of the Universal High Court on International Espionage and Supposition is that China, by withholding information from the world about this and that in their own country, allowed their problems to escape their borders and travel to America where it has done incredible economic harm.

It will further state that this was done intentionally because they were, according to the super-official documents, “butthurt about Trump bending them over in trade negotiations.”

The White House’s Lead Attorney for Scapegoating Pursuits, Joe Barron, expanded on the lawsuit’s parameters:

“President Trump and the United States desperately need to deflect responsibility away from ourselves and onto a foreign government in hopes of winning reelection in November. We have chosen China for this. Our choice seems obvious given that this all began in that region. We are likely to follow up with a lawsuit against the World Health Organization as well.

With any luck, the public will completely forget that we screwed the pooch in our early approach to defending against this pandemic, and we will be reelected in order to do it all over again at the next given opportunity.”

This lawsuit should provide a golden opportunity to brainwash the American masses once again. The Trump Administration has become quite adept at this, leaders at the art of gaslighting, an example to the world. Every American should be incredibly proud.