Donald Trump recently had taken a cognitive test to silence the liberals and the liberal media once and for all. The unbelievable question about him being mentally fit for office was too much, and our president decided to shut them up for once and for all about it.
He took the test, aced it, and did so well that the people at Walter Reed were astounded and impressed at the results. Donald Trump, once again, owned the liberals.
He actually wanted to take the test, even against the others in his administration that said he shouldn’t. He had nothing to prove, they said, but he was determined to show his mental acuity and how well he can perform, especially under stressful situations.
Trump knew he would do well, but the staff at the renowned medical center couldn’t believe what they were witnessing. They’ve never seen anything like it before, he did the unthinkable, and that’s why he is our president.
Doctor Joseph Barron administered the test. It was taken over six hours. It’s usually taken in 12 minutes or under, but the doctors had a hard time getting Trump to focus on the task at hand, as he was too busy tweeting some nonsense about Chuck Woolery and other insane game show host conspiracy theories.
Dr. Barron gave Trump a picture of Ivanka to concentrate on and then they got down to business. It was a long day for the testers, but they got it done after feeding Trump a bag of cheeseburgers and Diet Coke.
Trump aced the test. After 17 attempts to get at least one thing right, they brought in a helper. William Barr, his lapdog/ DOJ attorney, who gets Trump the results he desires, was brought in. He sat next to Trump and helped him, the whole time rolling his eyes and realizing that his entire legacy was going to be destroyed by the fat orange guy next to him.
He took Trump’s hand, and together they wrote the answers to the test.
Trump was also handed a variety of tasks to do, with building blocks and toy cars, which he seemed amused by. He’d build the blocks up and crash the toy cars into them and scream that Obama did it and these were the greatest blocks the world has ever seen.
Six hours later, with Doctor Barron attempting to jump out of a window with his head in a blender, it was finally done and through threats of imprisonment by Barr, Trump has aced the test.
Barron is now retired and moved as far away from Washington DC as he could get.
ARE YOU READING BIDEN HUMM? PRES. TRUMP COULD BE A DOCTOR OR SCIENTIST IF HE WANTED, HE KNOWS ABOUT THE VIRUS AND ROCKETS AND BUSINESS, HE CAN PUT HIS MIND TO ANY THING, YOU CAN BARELY TALK.