Everyone who follows politics has heard the term “October Surprise,” meaning a huge, landscape-altering news grenade thrown into an election a few weeks before voting day. Our dear leader, President Donald John Trump, has just promised to deliver an October surprise that will upend the 2020 presidential election.

Remember James Comey’s announcement a few days before the 2016 election that he was reopening the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails? A perfect example of an October surprise.

The 2020 October surprise: Trump and his bootlicking acolytes will be completely, 100 percent surprised when Joe Biden’s lead widens in the polls and he’s on track by October to win more than 350 Electoral College votes on November 3.

Won’t it be grand?

The right-wing bootlickers will insist that voter fraud is rampant. It’s not. They’ll insist that the election is rigged…somehow. It won’t be. They’ll insist that Trump should refuse to leave office. He can’t.

Surprise, Trumpflakes. If the election were held today, Biden would win in a huge landslide. Yes, a lot can change in 98 days. Yes, the margin will likely narrow as Election Day approaches. But face it, Trumpflakes. Your demented cult leader is toast.

Democrats are understandably gun-shy about believing the polls this year — despite the fact that in 2016 the polls were off by a whopping…one percent. Unfortunately, that one percent meant the difference in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin between a President Hillary Clinton and a President Dipsh*t Jack*ass Trump.

Voting expert Sandy Batt commented,

“Biden’s lead is huge, steady, and well outside the margin of error. I’m not a betting woman, but if I were, I’d bet the house on Biden.”

It’s time to end this national nightmare, patriots. A vote for anyone but Biden means a vote for Trump. No vote at all is a vote for Trump. A vote for Trump is a sign of mental illness and a desire to live in a dictatorship. That’s not what America is all about. Vote to end the chaos. Vote to return America to greatness. Vote Biden.

Comments

  1. GP

    HA! HA! HA! TRUMP 2020 AND BEYOND!!!!!
    DEMONCRAPS ARE EVIL.
    IF ANYONE WRITES ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT
    THE ABOVE STATEMENT, IT PROVES I’M RIGHT!

  2. Suzanne Graziano

    There is obviously no contest against a person like Trump and from what I’ve witnessed, there will never be anyone who can outmatch the man named Trump. He was, is, and will always be the best leader and chief any country will ever have.

    Those who can’t see that are either
    1. retarded,
    2. a moron,
    3. has Alzheimer’s or Dementia or
    4. dead.
    The Demonicraps are in the category of all of the above.

    • GP

      You are absolutely right.Glad to have you onboard the TRUMP TRAIN !

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