Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren is crazy!
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren claims Donald Trump is failing, says “her people” have the cure for Coronadovirus. Is she crackers?
Ex-Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren was heard on a hot mic stating that her Native American heritage would be the cure for the bane of the CDC’s existence, the dreaded Coronadovirus. Later, in an interview with Fox News anchor Daisy Tanglewood, she doubled-down, saying “It’s true. My Lakota DNA does hold the cure. It”s all in the jeans, they cure Cyrcadium Rhythmic Disorder and Syphilis too, the Impeached President should try them on too, Bibbety Bobbety Boo.”
Warren’s former campaign manager, Susan Scott had this to say:
“She’s batshit crazy. We all think she’s losing her marbles. Senseless, out of it, gone down the road wacko. She should have been locked up years ago. Seriously, all of her staff have been making bets on how long before she’s in a straight jacket. It might have something to do with all the peyote she’s been eating.”
Editor’s note: We believe this was a racist statement made by a deranged individual. We have no beef against the Lakota, Samish, Shawarma, Musslamics, or any other indigenous people.
Lakota Sioux Shaman Joe Barron commented, saying “She’s not one of ours and she’s definitely been eating too many psychedelic mushrooms.”
It should be noted, the writers here at www.wearethellod.com firmly believe in fair and accurate reporting, so we are furiously searching for a reputable fact-checker to “give it to her straight.” Maybe the fine folks at Sdopes will check it out. Or maybe that Flagg Eagleton dude, we hear he’s pretty good.
WARREN, MAYBE YOUR TRIBE CAN STOP DRINKING LONG ENOUGH TO PLAY THE CASINOS !!!! THERE IS NOT A VIRUS IT IS JUST THE COLD AND THE DEMS ARE SAYING BAD ABOUT PRES. TRUMP FOR IT.