200,000 Dead Republicans Voted for Democrats

Everyone knows that Democrats rig the voting system in order to maintain their grasp of power. Just look at their system of gerrymandering, busses of illegals being brought to the polls, and they even bring the dead back to vote. The latest tale of Democrat fraud is even more troubling than their usual escapades.

According to a report by the Dunning-Kruger Foundation for Ethical Elections, it was found that 200,000 deceased registered Republicans voted for Democrat candidates in the 2016 elections. It was widely known that the Democrats use the dead to vote, but no one knew it was quite this bad.

Republican Congressman Joe Barron has already started to call for an investigation:

“All of our elections are fraudulent. Only Democrats lie and cheat. It makes sense since they are atheists and therefore morally bankrupt. All Republicans are good law-abiding people and the same can’t be said for the Democrat politicians.

I am calling for an election investigation and a halt on all federal elections until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Until such investigation has taken place, Donald Trump will remain President, and it will not count toward his eight year term limit. Since Democrat corruption is so rampant, the investigation may take years to complete.”

This is great news for Republicans. Not only is Democrat corruption finally being exposed and brought to justice, but Trump will also have at least a few free years in the White House before he is officially re-elected when the investigation is finally completed.