Sneaky Nancy Pelosi has done it again. Slipping out in the dead of night to secretly visit the war-torn Ukraine region seemed like a great idea for a photo op. But what was THIS?
Yes, that mysterious package she brought all the way from Washington D.C. is from none other than Hunter Biden, beleaguered progeny of the President himself. Is it information about Grit magazine? Is it twelve records or tapes for just a penny?
Eyewitnesses in the Ukraine saw Pelosi hand the “package” over directly to President Zelinskyy, who bowed and scurried away with it. Joe Barron of the Gladys Kravitz Accountability Association has thoughts.
“It’s definitely top-secret information regarding military strategies and oil production. That’s for sure. As a private citizen with no position in the government unlike Trump’s family was, unfettered, unchecked, and unvetted, Hunter was on crack once. Like Mike Lindell, the Trump sons, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. There could be blood, sugar, sex, or even magic in that package.”
Pelosi’s meeting with the former actor was brief, leading other sources to believe the package-passing and discussion was about support for the Ukraine and a visual confirmation of the confidence of NATO and America’s commitment.
Many others, flat-earth Q-tards who are retired in double-wides in Oklahoma feel it may have been the talking head of JFK Jr. selling Amway.
