Candidate Joe Biden’s brain is not all there. This is obvious to most from simple observation. He is confused, befuddled, incoherent, and lost.

Yet sometimes he seems completely together. One has to wonder how such lucidity is suddenly possible at key, planned moments such as when he is before cameras or the press.

President Trump and many others have concluded that Biden must be using enhancement drugs to make him appear of more sound mind. A “steroid for the mind” that allows him to retrieve his memory and reasoning skills.

Biden refuses to take a drug test to confirm or deny these rumors, but now medical experts are weighing in.

The world-renowned brain surgeon, Dr. Sandy Batt, has observed the behavior of the Vice President and has concluded that yes indeedy, performance enhancers are in use by President Trump’s political opponent.

She had this to say on the matter:

“There is not a doubt in my mind that Joseph Biden is being dosed with interview and debate enhancing steroids. We’ve all seen the effect of these drugs. The demeanor of the man before and after injection is plain for all to see.

Steroids are often used by high school students in debate clubs to give them acute mental clarity for a few hours at a time. This, of course, is all that has been needed by Biden as he attends to interviews and press conferences.

Mental acuity drugs have been banned in most states for many years now. Husbands were often abusing them in order to win arguments with their wives. This led to a numerous divorces and broken homes across the country. And it was for the children that suffered as a result of these broken homes that the enhancer was made illegal. That and wives nationwide threatening to cut off their husbands from sexual relations. Some things just aren’t worth fighting for.

Will Biden be juiced when he goes to the presidential debate with President Trump? I cannot say for sure, but it is a logical assumption. It would give him a clear edge against the superior debate skills of the president. And Biden, or really anybody, could definitely use that against Trump’s mastery.”

Again, Sandy Batt is a brain scientist. She knows about the brain. She says that Joe Biden is on the juice. Now that an expert opinion has been offered, Congress must act to have him tested in order to be sure that debate stage is free from illegal doping.

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  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    HE GETS THE ANSWER WITH EARPIECE AND THINGS IN HIS EYES, HIS EYES WERE THE WRONG COLOR, HE COULD READ THE ANSWERS. NOW HE IS ON DRUGS, IMAGINE IF PRES. TRUMP DID THE SAME AND CHEATED LIKE THAT, HUMM?

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