Pope Francis Caught Praying To Allah

Ever since Pope Francis first came to power, it has been overwhelmingly apparent that he is not a man of God. He embraces those of other faiths, he speaks favourably about invaders from other nations who come to our shores, he refuses to outright condemn the sin of homosexuality, and the reasons go on and on.

But he is the pope and as such he has his protectors. Not just those who protect him physically, like the Swiss guard, but those who protect his image. All over the world, the brainwashed masses continue to worship his worshipness no matter what, and they do so for no other reason the one they have always used – simply….he is the Pope.

Yesterday, Pope Francis was caught in an uncompromising position. One of the closest members of his security, sexpot Satya Martin, found the pope praying…..not to God but to Alaha.

The pope was found by Martin bowing on his knees to a strange altar made up of images of beasts. He spoke in tongues unknown to Martin – later revealed to be Evil Aramaic  – and repeatedly uttered the name of the false god.

Martin, clad in a blouse revealing of her incredible assets, told us more:

“He was there, down on the floor, screaming out the name. ‘Alaha! Alaha!’ Over and over again like the ravings of a lunatic.

When he saw me, he rose swiftly waving  book in the air. It was not our Bible but a volume of …..the other. I was shocked, but it turns out it was an ancient Christian tome that used the original Aramaic name of God within. It’s the same name Jesus Christ used, you know.

Nothing weird happening. He still is a good old Catholic Pope that Christians love and fakers abhor.”

Pope Francis was reading from their religious book. This is appalling and must be addressed. Defrock this man immediately.