When President Obama negotiated the deal with Iran to hamper their nuclear weapon program in exchange for the dropping of some sanctions and the unfreezing of its own funds from American banks, some were unimpressed. Many conservatives who don’t understand how words make sentences still today believe that he “gave” Iran money, and possibly chocolate eggs or flower arrangements. Teabaggers aren’t exactly what you’d call “rational.”
When President Trump abruptly withdrew the U.S. from the deal, many, even in his own administration, including Rex Tillerson who resigned over the move, were disturbed. Iran had been adhering to their end. The only possible reason to withdraw is that perhaps President Trump was jealous of Obama’s accomplishments and a ridiculous immature bumbletwat. His contingent of goat-humping meth-faced supporters cheered him on after they finished impregnating watermelons.
Well now, Speaker Nancy Pelosi is taking sanity and reason into her own hands to fly to Iran and renegotiate the deal. Someone has to be the adult in the room, and she cited the need for expediency to get it done before the fat walking colostomy bag and his murder secretary John Bolton start a war while his poll numbers plummet in an election year.
Pelosi didn’t give many more details, other than that she would be using Air Force One for the trip and would do her best to ignore Trump’s hideous stank in the main cabin.
