Oliver Anthony: I Don’t Want CMT’s Support

The country music phenom was a literal unknown just a little while ago. Now he’s a household name in all of America. Oliver Anthony is country music’s next big thing and that star is burning brightly.

But one tv channel came calling and he slammed the door right in their faces. CMT, Country Music Television, wanted to promote Anthony Oliver and his  new hit song.  But Mr Anthony saw how they treated Morgan Wallen and more recently, Jason Aldean. And he said NO.

CMT recently got the Bud Light treatment for pulling Jason Aldean’s hit music video “Try That In A Small Town”. It was embarrassing for the Country music giant, as several artists also pulled their music from CMT. Kid Rock, Morgan Wallen, Joe Barron, Peanut Butter & Jelly and some other rednecks left.

That leaves all the other rednecks with zero  musical talent to entertain the masses of low iq, cousin humping meth makers in their run down trailers and beat up Chevy Corsicas adorned with rebel flags.  Whatever will the toothless hillbillies who listen to this garbage do?

There is already enough holes punched in the drywall and enough sisters waiting for back child support with a black eye because these country music Neanderthals get angry at the dumbest things and take it out on everyone except for their shitty taste in music.

So now CMT has lost out on what could be the biggest thing in country music since the last biggest thing in country music, Jason Aldean’s whites only anthem. What a loss it’ll be for the music channel to lose another non talented garbage heap.

In any case the stupid people will connect with a man making fun of their soft round bodies made that way from fudge rounds in a song that is pretty terrible anyway.  God bless America.