NYC Erects Mid-Eastern ‘Image of Inukshuk’ For Central Park Worship

New York City is a liberal haven. There, traditional American values are routinely abandoned in order to appease those who shrug their shoulders and do their own thing rather than conform to our ways.

Liberals will desecrate national landmarks and public spaces to placate any special interest who requests it. This is what has taken place in the heart of the Big Apple as Central Park underwent a change.

Last month, Mayor Di Blasio and city council authorized the erection of a massive, 50-ft tall, Islimuit “Image of Inukshuk” so followers of the chimerical faith could worship from their new home in this, their adopted country. It occupies a large swath of land in an open field that is often used for family and schools outings. This grotesque and obtrusive statue could bring all that to an end.

But the seductive and voluptuous Satya Martin, a devoted adherent of the unreal religion, says the public shouldn’t be so reluctant to use the field as they always would:

“Our prayers to the monolith are generally silent and peaceful. It would not be distracting or disturbing to onlookers at all.

The only troublesome aspect would be the ritual sacrifice of our firstborn but that only occurs once a month.

Just kidding…….it’s once a year.”

When will Americans stop bending over backwards to meet the whims of this spurious religion? Probably only when liberals lose the reins of power in these coastal hubs and that may not happen anytime soon.