Nancy Pelosi earlier in the month called our glorious dear leader Donald Trump for taking hydroxychloroquine to help prevent from him contracting the coronavirus. She said the people in the president’s weight class should not be taking the drug, and then she called him morbidly obese.
Our reporter Joseph Barron interviewed the Speaker of the House to see if she had regretted her choice of words, as she’s had time to reflect on it. “Not at all, not even a little bit,” said Mrs. Pelosi. Reporter Barron pressed her on her comments and the lack of apology for the initial comments.
“I said he was morbidly obese, which is the medical term for what he is, maybe I should have used words the president would understand” said Pelosi. “Fatty Boom Batty comes to mind, President Fatty Boom Batty, is that better?”
She also pressed on, calling him a fat tub of cow excrement, fatty, fat ass, tubby, pig, fat slob, and other terms that we will not use because this publication is a family publication.
As she poured another drink, she continued on, calling Trump names and making fun of his weight, and his hair!!!!
“What is that on his head? Did one of those two idiot kids shoot something and President Fatty Boom Batty threw it on his head? My god what a hot, fat disgusting mess he is!”
Shocked, our reporter asked if Pelosi realized if she was being recorded. Pelosi retorted “of course I do, I’m not a petulant fat childlike pig who’s completely unaware like Trump or his equally stupid supporters!”
With that our reporter left, shaking his head in disbelief that an elected official would ever act like this. How dare she give him a taste of his own medicine! He’s the president of the United States!
PRES. TRUMP IS THE HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, ARE YOU CALLING A DR A LIAR NANCY? HE IS TALL AND SO IS HEAVIER THAN OTHER MEN BUT IT IS MOSTLY MUSCLE FOR HIS AGE. AT LEAST HE DOESN’T DRINK.