President Trump has always said that America should come first. That AMERICANS should come first. His proposals and laws have all reflected this, and recently he made a move that pushed this agenda forward more than anything else he has done. Trump’s recent immigration ban proved to all that he meant it when he said Americans would be taken care of before others, even if the ban is only to last through our current state of emergency.
Now it seems that Trump has had a change of heart with regard to the duration of the current ban. The rumor mill around Washington is saying that the president intends to lengthen the ban, possibly up to 25 years. An official announcement is expected any day now.
Our Official Meaningless Gossip Correspondent in DC, Joe Barron, gave us the scoop:
“I heard from a waiter who heard from a White House cook’s nephew’s son’s neighbor that the president used the word ‘moratorium’ to describe what he wanted. It looks like The Donald will soon be asking for a moratorium on immigration for up to a quarter century!
This would be a historic step! Nothing like this has ever been done before! But that’s how Donald is. He’s a mover and a shaker, and I hear he’s still quite the ladies’ man!
Meanwhile, rumor has it that Mike Pence has been visiting a young man for intimate liaisons every Thursday in Baltimore. His secret lover is only 21 years old and is starry-eyed from doing the deed with a man of such great importance! Could a Vice-Presidential divorce be in the future? We’ll have to wait-and-see.“
Our sources are rock solid. As you know, we are rarely wrong, with a false news percentage of only 99.9 percent. Remember, you heard it here first!
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IT IS A START BUT IT SHOULD BE PERMENENT! NO MORE IMMIGRATION, WHITE CHRISTIANS CAN STAY BUT IF YOU ARE NOT YOU SHOULD LEAVE. THIS IS ONE COUNTRY UNDER GOD NOT WHITE AND BROWN AND BLACK AND NO GOD.