Michelle Obama has filed for divorce in her hometown of Chicago, citing “irreconcilable differences” as her reason. The real reason, according to our sources, is much easier to understand — given what we know.
The source, a Hindi woman who worked for the Obamas in the White House but never met them personally, says she knows what’s going on:
“Michelle registered on Tinder as Mike Robbins and met a beautiful woman. They’ve been secretly seeing each other for months. She loves Barry, but he’s just so gay.”
Even though none of the rumors have been substantiated, we were able to log onto Tinder and find matches for both Mike Robbins and the woman he’s dating.
Michelle is said to have filed in Chicago and not their legal home of Washington because “Barack has too many friends there.” She’s also entitled to half of everything in Illinois, so she’ll walk away from the marriage with nearly $400 million in taxpayer funds.
Sources close to Barack Obama say he seems relieved that he can now go out and openly pursue Corey Booker and his infectious smile. “Barack won’t fight this. He wants to be free.”
Now that Sasha and Malia have left the nest, it would seem the parents are ready to move on as well. We can only hope they’ll all come together when Malia needs rehab again. Rumor has it she was spotted again last week taking the pot. That’s what happens when you come from a broken home.
WELL WELL WELL, THIS IS NO SURPRISE TO WE THE PEOPLE, THE MARRIAGE WAS A SHAM FROM THE START, I WILL NOT SAY WHY. THE CHILDREN ADOPTED ALSO. AND ONE IS WANTING TO ESCAPE FROM THE DEVIL’S HELP OBAMA, SHE WAS ARRESTED FOR DRUGS AND VICE BUT IS REPENTING I THINK.
I have heard that Michelle had gone back to being Michael again, as soon as they were out of the Whitehouse. I also think this is a tactic she us usibg to try to seperate herself from Barry’s treasonous follies thay he will be answering for when the IG report comes out Dec 9.
When his own brother even tweets IS MICHELLE, MICHAEL?+ Is unabashedly right wong, wearing a MAGA hat and is a Q Anon, that is extremely telling. It shows that Obama is on the wrong side of things and even his own brother looks to separate himself from Obama’s treason as well. I hope Michael gets Barry for everything
Come on now don’t get me so excited…we can only hope…if this is not true sue!!!