Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter and Husband Force Her to Turn on Trump

Kellyanne Conway has been one of President Donald Trump’s most important advisers since the days of his first glorious campaign. And now, she’s quitting the administration.

She’s on her way out the door, all because of an immense amount of pressure from her teenage daughter Claudia and her husband, George. Claudia is well-known for being an outspoken liberal — which must make for fun dinnertime conversation in the Conway household if they can stand being around each other long enough to eat a meal.

Husband George is much more well-known than the liberal communist daughter. He claims to be a conservative, but he’s part of the Lincoln Project, the lying liars trying to take down our dear leader.

Together, George and Claudia convinced Kellyanne — the inventor of “alternative facts” and a right-wing toady extraordinaire — that family needs to come first and she needs to turn her back on Trump. She put up a valiant fight, but George is a rotund fellow and he sat on her until she promised to quit.

It’s a disgrace! She owes it to the country to stay and help him win another term! Alas, no. She’s throwing in the towel like the losing quitter that she is.

Sandy Batt, the spokeswoman for Kellyanne Conway, commented,

“Kellyanne started out in 2016 by working for the Ted Cruz campaign and saying really horrible things about Trump. But she has no moral compass, so switching to the Trump team was easy-peasy for her. Now she’ll leave politics for long enough to avoid being associated with Trump’s upcoming crushing loss in November, then she’ll be back to work for whichever hateful tub of goo the Republicans run in 2024.”

When you lie for a living, it’s easy to say gauzy, touchy-feely things like “family must come first.”

Run that through the Kellyanne Translator, and it comes out, “The saying about rats leaving a sinking ship is 100 percent true. That is definitely NOT an alternative fact.”