Jason Aldean made waves with “Try That In A Small Town”. He’s been a country star, but that song pushed him into superstardom, right up into the stratosphere. Speaking to regular folks and giving them a tagline to express their anger.
That song came at the perfect time for patriotic conservative Americans. They’re tired of what they’re seeing. Tired of drugs and gangs and drag queens and the such. Roving gangs of drug dealing drag queens. What has America become?
America needs people like Jason Aldean to speak truth. To speak real. To let others write words for him because he can’t do it himself. Talent only goes so far. I mean the man can barely play that guitar of his. As for singing, we’ll just let that alone. It’s probably hard to sound tough in skin tight jeans and a ten gallon hat.
But Jason Aldean’s new album, Highway Desperado is exactly what America needs and wants right now. Touch sounding pop country with a message saying he’s having a hard time while driving a $120,000 pavement Princess pick up truck. Oh the humanity.
And Highway Desperation is just that. Songs about cousin love, being mad at gay people, hating otter races and other simplistic tropes to reign in the incredibly stupid fan base that waves Trump flags and thinks Walmart is high class shopping.
Hershey Highway Dingleberry will have a ton of hits including the aforementioned “Small Town” and 9 other songs that sound kinda like small town boy with slightly different words. It’s pop country folks. Rinse and repeat rinse and repeat. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for ya.
But make no mistake, this is not for liberals. Or anyone on the left. Or anyone who has an education that went past 5th grade. It’s geared for the crowd that would think Jason aldean is cool, and those are the people you made fun of. Because they should be made fun of. God Bless America!
