The Jason Aldean/ Kid Rock “You Can’t Cancel America” tour has started and the tickets have been selling like hot cakes. The crowds have been massive. People are coming to see these two American patriots. But no show had been like the one in New York City.
New York City was absolutely packed, completely sold out, it was madness! People from all over the northeast came to see the show and they were even outside the venue in the parking lot. Liberal NYC ain’t so liberal anymore. All of them, waving American flags, Trump flags, there to make America great again with music.
When Kid Rock joined Aldean on stage for a duet of “Try That In a Small Town”, everyone sang along, even outside in the parking lot. You could hear it for miles. You could also smell it. Country fans aren’t known for their personal hygiene.
The concert that highlighted these two patriots was amazing. Kid Rock, the rapper turned rock star turned country artist turned machine gun enthusiast turned potato got the crowd going singing about pimps and hos, how he likes young girls, waving rebels flags (this is New York City and he’s from a suburb of Detroit) and the joys of stealing catalytic converters for meth money.
Jason Aldean headlined the big show, pulling out hits like “If Only She Felt Like My Sheep”, “Nailing My Sister On Dad’s Tractor”, “My Wife Is My Favorite Cousin’s Niece” and the crowd pleaser “My Pick Up Broke Down So I Had To Blow My Uncle For Beer Money”. That’s Joe Barron’s favorite too.
It was very celebratory during the concert, sister brother slow dancing, pictures with Trump, The N Word contest where you’d win a prize for saying the N word louder than Morgan Wallen did and to top off the night, a duet of “Small Town” with the crowd pretending that Montgomery Alabama didn’t happen.
As with all hillbilly concerts. It was a rousing success. Only 782 arrests for meth, 532 arrests for public intoxication and 1,546 citations for sleeping with family members. It was amazing. God Bless America!
