India Embraces Trump’s Pledge To Spread and Protect Christianity

President Trump’s recent trip to India was a tremendous success as evidenced by the stadium filled with 100,000 joyful citizens in awe by the glory of our leader’s glow and the tremendousness of his words. India has never had an event this large in its history.

The president did not travel across the world for a rally though. He could easily do that in the trailer parks of Mobile, Alabama. He was there on business to work out a trade deal, which was tremendously successful as all of his deals are. The results of these efforts will provide billions to the American economy.

There was also, however, another reason that Trump went to India that was not known at the time. He went to help our Christian brothers and sisters spread the word of Christ.

We all know that President Trump is devoted to the Bible and all of its wisdom as evidenced by his holy biblical lifestyle. As Christians, we also know that it is his duty to spread the word of the Lord. A country full of nonbelievers was the perfect chance for Trump to do this.

Trump met with several large pseudo-Christian groups while there. These sects have been famously persecuted by other, lesser, fake religions. President Trump made a vow to use financial and military assistance to protect them from conversion, as his Anti-Persecution Director, Sandy Batt explained:

“All of America knows no one who displays more love and devotion to Christianity and its principles than President Trump. He has a vision that would see the Lort’s word spread throughout the world. His promise to Indian Christians is just the beginning of this.

These people have been attacked by other faiths in the streets and had their places of worship burned to the ground. They would like to strike back and President Trump is going to help, for revenge is the Christian way. The power of the American military will be behind these poor individuals. Change will come.”

The world has never had a Christian leader willing to do what Christ would do to convert the masses. Jesus himself said, ”Destroy the nonbelievers.” Military force is the order of the day and America will be happy to oblige.