Democrats Expected to Begin Impeachment Investigation of VP Pence

The Democrat madness will never end. No sooner had America put the Russia hoax and fake impeachment to bed then the Democrats have started a new witch hunt against the Trump administration, this time focusing on Vice President Mike Pence.

A top-secret, inter-office memo from Nancy Pelosi has been circulating in Congress regarding the coming action, and a copy of it was illegally obtained by our newsroom. A summary of its contents is below:

“To Democrat Officials:

As you all know, we screwed the pooch with our first attempt to overthrow this horrible government. We set our sights too high, I think. Maybe going after the orange one immediately wasn’t the brightest move. So we’ve decided on another course.

We are now going to start picking off those below Trump one-by-one. There will be less sense of loyalty to underlings by the sycophants. Their noses are orange only. Everyone else is expendable to the average republican. And all the peons we convict will gladly give up their boss rather than face going to prison and becoming someone’s wife.

First up is Pence. He’s easy because he’s so spineless. That and we’ve got the goods on him. He was caught up in the Russia hoax, oops, I mean the Russia meddling, and he’s been lying to Congress and all of America for years now. Busting him and breaking his will are going to be pieces of cake. Pence will be our dog. Our female dog.

The path of the coup is long but we will get there. Soon this will all be ours!”

This is it for the Democrat Party. It’s all they have. They have no more interest in helping the people. All they want is power and they have no problem with destroying the nation to get it.