The invitations went out to one and all in her community:

“Saturday Night At Ilhan’s! Bring Your Flags And Throw Them Into The Bonfire! Burgers, Shawarma, and Tea For All!”

And they came in droves. Hundreds of Ilhan Omar’s Democrat friends showed up at the door of her palatial estate, American flags in hand, to attend the “First Annual Flag Discard Bonfire and Barbeque”. The backyard fire was massive and it only grew larger as more and more arrived to fuel it with fabric. With the Stars and Stripes. It was a disgusting display of absence of patriotism and possible treason.

David Rosner wasn’t aware of the burning part of the party. He only attended for the promise of shawarma and tabouleh, two of his favorite delectables.

“I got there and loaded up my plate. Good shawarma is hard to find! Falafel too! And there was tabouleh and hummus and baba ganoush! It was a delicious Middle Eastern smorgasbord! Absolutely heavenly! I never wanted to leave!

There were a lot of people crowded around a fire too. I don’t know what was going on there. I stayed with the yummies.”

At the conclusion of the burning festivities, Mrs Omar thanked all for attending to properly dispose of their old and worn flags and presented each guest with a shiny, new replacement, noting that their patriotism was appreciated. Like she knows what patriotism is.

Comments

  1. MABEL JOHNSON

    THIS HAS TO STOP !!!! THIS SATAN PERSON WAS BROUGHT TO AMERICA BY OBAMA WITH THE OTHER AFRICANS TLAIB, AOC AND THE SQUAD TO DESTROY AMERICA. HOW LONG BEFORE THEY START TO KILL AMERICANS ???? YOU MIGHT LOST YOUR HEAD AND SEE BUILDINGS COME DOWN BECAUSE YOU DID NOT TAKE WARNINGS FROM US.

  2. She’s a terrorist and needs to be in prison for her crimes and when sentence is over deported from our country for life

  3. Love USA

    They have no right to burn the US flag in US soil. If they don’t like the flag, they can go back to where they belong to live. A bunch of hatred and traitor

  4. Anonymous

    She needs put out now,before she does even more harm.Not if,WHEN she does..

  5. Marleen E Eddlemon

    Do you folks not know that the only acceptable way to dispose of a, American flag is to burn it! This was a right and proper!

  6. MABEL JOHNSON

    I AM STILL TOO MAD TO SAY WHAT I SHOULD SAY BUT DO THEY BURN FLAGS IN SOUTH AMERICA OMAR ???? NO THEY DO NOT !!!!

  7. RICHARD BAUER

    Throw gallons of pig blood on anti American jackasses like this

  8. Gary Eyster

    I have to keep my cool, I am a Retired Military Man, shit no I can’t! Bitch you come to my house and burn my American Flag and spread your hate of this Country I would treat you like they treated our Americans over there. I wouldn’t cut your sorry ass head off. I would just shoot your Sorry Ass with Pig/Bacon Bullets Bitch, her out of our Country go back to your Muslim shit hole Country ????????????????????????????????????????????

  9. Anonymous

    this is how you properly dispose of an american flag and the amazing thing is that she gave out new flags at the end of the day

  10. Anonymous, NO THIS IS NOT THE PROPER WAY TO DISPOSE OF THE AMERICAN FLAG YOU IDIOT. THERE IS PROPER CEREMONY FOR THIS AND THE FLAG DOES NOT JUST GET THROWN ON A FIRE. LEARN THE AMERICAN HISTORY ABOUT THER FLAG.

  11. WHY ARE THESE “PEOPLE” STILL IN CONGRESS?? IT’s like we are begging for trouble!!

  12. Jack Thoma

    How can all of you people be completely unaware that this is a satirical website and this is just a joke article? Even if it were real, NONE OF YOU ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE, if you did you’d see that they were supposedly disposing of old and worn American flags through flag code protocol which is to ceremoniously burn or bury the flag and in the fake article it even says that she gave them new flags. LOL, it is amazing how completely stupid you all are and how quickly you choose to be angry. You people are the very definition of ignorant. The people who wrote this and published it are laughing their asses off at how stupid you all are. You are just sad little sheep who saw this shared on Facebook, read the headline and jumped to a false conclusion.
    How is it that none of you see that you are just being played by people that are much smarter than you? How is it that you are willing to make fools of yourselves publicly without doing even a modicum of research?
    It is shameful how stupid you all are, just absolutely shameful

  13. MABEL JOHNSON

    JACK YOU DO NOT KNOW OMAR !!!! LOOK WHAT SHE DID, SHE BURNED A FLAG, HOW MUCH MORE DOES SHE HAVE. TO DO BEFORE YOU WAKE UP ?

  14. Michael

    Too many idiots on this page. I think Omar is a Traitor, but if the last paragraph is true then she did it for a positive reason. Perhaps you people should read the entire article before you post!

  15. Anonymous

    You (the author) need to learn the difference between lying (making up stories) and satire.

    People read these articles and take them as fact, when the real truth is 99% of the articles here is made up om the spot and based on no real world event.

    That is spreading not just misinformation, but outright lies and you should be ashamed of yourself. That makes you the lowest form of life.

  16. Anonymous

    Funny that when Democrats tell outrageous lies that the slightest amount of research will disprove, we’re making stuff up. Then when we tell the truth about things that are also easily proven, they claim we are lying or misrepresenting facts. I read the whole article, and can promise you there is absolutely wrong with my intelligence. Even if it was supposed to be “satire”. Satire does not stretch to cover the burning of our flag YOU STUPID BUNCH OF MORONS. Having a ‘bonfire” with people’s flags – especially when it is very doubtful they were all old and worn, and that is the only time you dispose of the flag. It does say she gave out new flags, but not the US flags. She has publicly stated on numerous occasions her whole purpose for being here is to gain power for her ultimate goal…which is to turn the United States into an Islamic country. She publicly admitted to treason, there has been more than a few minutes of video of her with extremists…she should be tried for treason and if not immediately put to death, exiled to one of her Islamic “”prisons” with the promise if she ever steps foot in the US again, her death sentence will be carried out immediately. Quite frankly, they should send everybody that voted her in with her.

  17. Chris Ross

    Jack thoma you are a dumb ass you get on hers and call it fake and then contradict yourself saying that its ok because they were old and she was right to do so you hypocritical bitch!!!. If this was about Trump you would be putting this out to whoever would listen. She admits that she doesnt like this country the country that saved her sorry ass. Has anybody else ever heard of a flag burning party, no wonder she had to flee from her country they disnt even want this peice of shit there. She even attend terrorist school and laughs how her professor talks about killing Americans. Jack Thoma as far as that goes your the sheep you dumbass, no matter how these idiots try to destroy america people like you always has an excuse for them. If your so bent out of shape about this article you call fake maybe your ass should go back worth her. Idiotslike yourself in my book Aren’t Americans anyway, Americans don’t destroy there country or represent those who do.Her incest ass has been here long enough it’s time for her and the idiots like yourself to get out. No room in this country for your type out ignorance, these type of democrats is the reason this country is in as bad of shape as it is right now you should be ashamed butt thats for people worth at least a small shred of dignity. So fuck off.

  18. Anthony Zuk

    I think this might be taken out of context. My Legion post has an annual flag burning for flags that are tattered and old. Most veterans groups do the same thing. I really don’t know the jist but, am willing to bet it was not all legit.

  19. Anthony G Hartley

    this is so misleading! I’m a true Patriot! What they did was NOT wrong!! They discarded old torn and worn out flags the way it’s supposed to be done! They burned them!! Then It said she handed out fresh new ones to everyone! Get reakl or get off of facebook! If this is what she did she finally did something to follow the constitution!

  20. if she replaced the flags with new american flags, then there is nothing wrong with what she did. As a youngster growing up, i sometimes had to raise or take down our flag each day. The flag was supposed to be destroyed if it even touched the ground, now think about that.

  21. Anton

    She (Omar) said she roots for the Somalia fighters when she watches black hawk down.
    If they really did burn flags as a sitting Congresswoman them she needs to be fined, censured and fired.
    I cannot stand immigrants who are not grateful to be on this country and abuse our system. My grandmother was an immigrant, my wife has a green card and is a permanent resident alien.
    She always stands for the anthem and is proud to be here.
    Screw Omar, AOC, Pressley and Pelosi.

  22. Anonymous

    Who believes this stupid stuff? Burn the flag? Really? At least they could make her a pedophile
    In the basement of a pizza parlor…jeez! The trolls be slacking 😂😂😂😂

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