Pete Davidson is a comedian who’s been on Saturday Night Live for a long time. And he’s most notable for being Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend right after she left Kanye West, a true American patriot. But now, he’s going to be known for something much, much, disgusting.
There’s been rumors. There’s been talk. But it’s now been confirmed that there had been an affair between the former Secretary of State and the SNL comedian. It was a steamy affair, so much so that Pete Davidson got a tattoo of Hillary on his body. He cheated on Kim Kardashian with this woman.
Let’s put aside that Hillary is a married woman. Let’s put aside that Pete Davidson was in a committed relationship at the time. She’s 75. He’s 29. She could be his grandmother!!! This goes to show that liberals have absolutely no morals whatsoever! 75 years old and cheating on her husband with a man 46 years her junior!
And as vile as Hillary is, Mr Davidson is just as disgusting. He’s 29 and cavorting with a married woman who’s as evil as the day is long. Apparently this was to get back at Bill Clinton for the Monica affair. Still, it’s disturbing and disgusting.
We spoke to the Presidential First Lady Association president Joseph Barron about this scandal and he had this to say: “Davidson is a legendary swordsman. Rumor has it that he’s packing a record sized member, and Hillary wanted some of that”. What a way with words, Mr Barron.
Davidson is well known in Hollywood for his comedy and his, uh, member. Women have fought over him for the last few years. Is it any wonder why someone like Hillary Clinton wouldn’t have minded being another notch on his bedpost? Nothing like some geriatric jamming I guess. As weird as it is, I guess we get it.
In any way, I’m sure you’ll be up in arms over this controversy, either mad about her infidelity or the size of Mr Davidson’s manhood. Either way, it makes for great and disturbing reading. God bless you, Hillary, Pete’s massive Dong and God Bless America!
