Harvey Weinstein Found Dead in Apparent Suicide

In a shocking report from Times New Roman, convicted pedophile and Clinton associate Harvey Weinstein was found dead in his cell in an apparent suicide. He was found with bedsheets around his neck and was unresponsive. He was pronounced dead on the scene. No foul play is suspected.

The prison coroner released this statement:

“This was the worst case of suicide I’ve ever seen. The victim had hand prints on his neck, scratch marks, and bruises. I’ve never seen someone struggle so hard just to end their own life. He must have really feared prison life. May God rest his soul.”

A Clinton Foundation van was seen earlier in the day near the prison where Weinstein was being held. Many are speculating that Hillary Clinton was tying up loose ends as she is known to do.

While it will never be said officially, we know who is behind this” suicide”. Let it be a lesson to all to never cross a Clinton. Weinstein, Epstein, Ben Stein, and Stein Mart have all learned this lesson the hard way. You cross a Clinton, and you are suicided.

Clinton corruption and perversion will never end. We just have to be thankful that she will never be President of the United States thanks to our dear leader Donald Trump. Imagine the crimes she could get away with if she had that kind of power! We would be at the brink war with Iran, plague would be spreading, and money would be wasted on her and Bill’s golfing and court cases.