Trump To Barr:’You Better Shape Up. Charge Obama’

Attorney-General Barr’s first investigation into Obama’s corruption was released a few weeks ago and what was learned was anything but satisfying. The report indicated that there was no significant wrongdoing found in “FBI Spygate” and, as a result, no indictments were made and no recommendations for charges were indicated.

Sources in the White House have been spreading the word that President Trump is not happy with Barr. So unhappy, in fact, that he has issued what may be seen as an ultimatum to the beleaguered head of the Justice Department. A leaked internal memo seems to verify this. President Trump’s words are crystal clear within. It follows:

“Bart,you better shape up because, in my Justice Department, I need a man. My heart was set on you but you have to understand, if things don’t change, I will let you go.

When I first learned that I had been spied on, I had chills. They were multiplying. Then, with the power I had given you to prosecute, the thought of the results was truly electrifying.

Don’t get me wrong, Bart. You are the one that I want. You’re the one that I’d been waiting for. If that were not the case, I wouldn’t have hired you, because, as you know, I only hire the best. And that’s what I think of you.

Do you have a thing for Obama? Are you filled with affection that you’re too shy to convey? You better take my direction, Barr. Feel your way. Do the right thing. Prosecute the criminals.

I say again, you’re the one that I want. But I, Zuko, and Olsson all agree, we will not hesitate to cut you loose.”

President Trump’s Grease is the word and he is using it to have justice done, and there’s nothing wrong with that. He is the boss and Barr is his employee. Trump has given notice – If Barr can’t get the job done, somebody else will.