FBI:’The President’s Insight Helped Bust A 450 Member Child Slave Ring’

The FBI is now praising President Trump for what they describe as his “keen insight and natural intuition” in his role in the identification and arrest of a large child slavery operation operating out of the President’s home state of New York.

Investigative Team Leader, Sandy Batt, could not speak more highly of the Commander-In-Chief:

“Our case was floundering when we presented it to the President. After looking at our case file, a look fear came across his face, presumably for the lives of all the children. That’s when he rolled up his sleeves and got to work. He examined every page of our evidence. This went on for hours, so determined was he to find whatever that particular clue was that would blow the lid off our case.

Finally, he emerged from his office with a huge smile on his face and a look of …..relief, I’d say. Relief at knowing that the kids would be saved, I suppose. He was then able to tell us exactly where the ring operated from and who the key players were. He was even able to discern that the ringleader would likely fire upon us so he suggested that we shoot first. We did. He died quickly. We didn’t find any guns on him but we’re confident they were nearby.

President Trump is a hero and a genius. I have never in my 30 years in law enforcement seen anyone with such a keen investigative mind. It’s really quite phenomenal.”

Liberals take note: Yet another thing nobody knows better than our president.