Democrats hate the great history of the United States. They’ve already taken down our statues, changed street names, and even changed the name of our beloved pancake syrup. But they’re still not satisfied with that erasing of history. Now the Democrats are taking it one step further by demanding that we change the name of Washington D.C. itself.
Head of BLM, Joe Barron, issued this statement to the press:
“George Washington was one bad guy. Everyone knows this simple fact. He revolted against authority, destroyed property, and declared a new nation against his old government. Washington was a traitor. It is for this reason we will rename every American city after a person of color. The statues are only the beginning.
Washington D.C. is thr first city in our plan to take over the world. We will rename it Tubman D.C. in honor of the great Harriet Tubman. This will go nicely with her going on the twenty dollar bill.”
When asked about these remarks, Donald Trump gave us the following spiel:
“These radical left Democrats are sick. They are some really bad people. We will look into charging them as terrorists. Many people tell me that trying to change our history can be considered treason. We will look into it bigly. It will be the best investigation in they history of investigations, that I can tell you.”
We hope this is true. We can’t let the leftists rewrite our great history. Without statues and cities named after slave-owners, we will automatically forget our history. This will not be allowed.
