Democrats Want Texas Salon Owner Charged with Conspiracy to Commit Murder

Democrats across the country are always quick to suggest that right-wing patriots in America are criminals. They are constantly pushing for charges against Republican voters in order to eliminate future votes against them. This is cheating, plain and simple.

This week, they are at it once again. Virtually every Democrat in DC is involved in a crusade against the Texas salon owner who has recently made the news. Democrats want to see Irma Kaushtupper charged with murder for hiring a hitman last year to do her dirty deeds so that she could collect insurance money.

(*Editor’s note: Another Texas salon owner has also recently been in the headlines for opening her salon during a lockdown. The woman mentioned in this story is not her.)

House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, gave a long-winded and nonsensical speech today about bringing these charges forward:

“This woman is an obvious murderer and needs to be charged as such. I mean, what the hell? They have all the evidence they need including recordings In which she basically confesses, from what we hear. It’s an open and shut case. The State of Texas needs to get this done.

The Democratic Party will not rest until a charge of murder is filled on this woman. This is what we want. This is what America wants.“

What is inexplicable is why the Democrats are going on about this. Kaushtupper is a fictional character created for the purposes of this story. How they could have ever known about her in the first place is a mystery. It’s quite possible that our office has a leak, and an internal investigation is underway to find the culprit.