In stunning new findings released by the Dunning-Kruger Institute, Democrats were found to have added provisions to ban the Pledge of Allegiance, into the emergency aid package. The language, added by Pelosi and Schumer, was very clear of its intention:
“The passing of this legislative package will also outlaw the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance in all schools in the United States. This statute will go into effect immediately upon this bill’s passage. Anyone found guilty of reciting the Pledge will be charged with grand heresy, and punished by up to 10 years in a federal penitentiary and a fine of no less than $20,000.”
Republicans Senator Joe Barron slammed the news:
“Democrats bad, Republicans good. It’s really that simple. Everything is simple like that in life.”
The Democrats thought they were sneaky, adding this nonsense into the aid bill. The Republicans were too smart, however, and the foolish Democrat plot was foiled. Republicans are a party of literacy and read they did. They read the bill in its entirety to check for traps like this laid by the Democrats.
It’s also a sad state of affairs that the Democrats would use such a bill, one for emergency relief, to push their leftist communist agenda. Can’t they just stop playing politics for one day and pass a bill for the American people? I guess not. They will never change. They need to be removed and replaced with Republicans that represent the people.
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PLEASE READ IT PRES. TRUMP, THE DEMS WILL PUT THINGS IN THAT LIE AND GIVE MONEY TO ILLEGALS AND MUSLIMS, IT IS HOW THEY ALLOW MUSLIMS INTO THE COUNTRY NOW ONLY THE LAW SAYS NO. SINCE 1950S. SIGNING PAPERS FROM DEMS AND NOT READING FIRST.
You need to learn what humor is. How many people would have shared this thinking it was legit. Grow up.
‘Humor’ is a generous word here…
…in humor there is truth.(Socrates)
people would believe its legit probably because it is totally believable about the democrips sneaking in such poison pills into aid packages instead of actually helping the people.
Funny stuff.
Damn Anti-American bastards, they need to be banned as a political party and exiled as domestic terrorists. We need to refuse to pay them as all they are working for is the destruction of this country. Why should we pay for our own demise? Hold the left accountable for their evil actions.
Any more proof needed to show just how anti-America the Democrats truly are? Vote these America haters out of office in November
It`s not funny. Pelosi and SCHUMER are COMMIES, doing everything they can to take America down. Wish more people would open their eyes and see them and there whole darn evil Democrap party are our ENEMY within~
I’m tell ya, this bitch needs to be shot!!
This is a complete lie….you 🇷🇺 🤖!!!
I swear, people are so stupid.
There is no way this is anything but satire, She’s a royal B word but I don’t think she’d have the audacity to be that much of a traitorous C#@t.
If it were true, it was added knowing that Trump would not sign it, therefore the dems could blame trump for holding up the bill
I really wish all you Satire sites would stop!!! It’s irritating when people believe your dumb asses & share it.