The sleepy northern Indiana town woke up to a ghastly scene at a local gas station. The body of a man was discovered in a 55-gallon drum left near a gas pump at a station in a random town full of trailer parks and old-folks homes in Indiana.

The body was discovered by an employee who was just starting his shift at 5:30 a.m.

The body turned out to be Steve L. Ashbaucher, a former Clinton associate who turned government informant after Clinton stopped paying him and he fell on hard times. The FBI went to his residence in a low-income duplex for senior citizens to search his home for any clues on his passing.

The small town was shocked to see the federal agents all over the place, the usual crimes here involve petty theft and drug use.

This is a fictitious image, but we are adding it to give this story more “pop.” Hillary did it. Period.

Agents Jackson Wayte and Madelyn Bowie declined to be interviewed on the record for this report, other than saying that Ashbaucher was under surveillance for some time, as he himself was involved in crimes with the Clinton Foundation before turning evidence.

Ashbaucher had a long list of felonies that concerned agents, mainly dealing with animals that he fornicated with. Seems like he would fit right in with the Clinton clan.

Neighbors Joseph Barron and Sandra Batt were horrified to learn of the news, but not surprised in any way.

“Honestly, I’m shocked to learn it took this long. He wasn’t well-liked in the community, he was somewhat of a troll, a legend in his own mind.” Batt said, with Barron adding “Can’t say I’m saddened by this, he was a nuisance in the complex, constantly screaming at God knows what at all hours of the day and night.” His lovely wife Susan just rolled her eyes in agreement. “Not a real bad day here now.”

Ashbaucher was connected with the Clintons, mainly Hillary Clinton and her 2016 campaign for president. He was fired after Clinton aides found a shrine to Donald Trump in his home, complete with a Donald Trump body pillow that laid on across his bed. It was a disturbing find, to say the least.

Ashbaucher was 63 and most family members were happy he was finally out of their lives for good. As for the apartment, it will have go through an extensive cleaning as he was a pretty vile person.

Comments

  1. John Adams

    ANOTHER “COINCIDENCE” HOW many does this make now?

  2. MABEL JOHNSON

    I AGREE JOHN, SHE HAS KILLED OVER 100 NOW. HOW SHE IS NOT IN JAIL I DO NOT KNOW, IT SHOULD BE THE CHAIR FOR HER.

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