This just in from our friends at The Dunning-Kruger Times:
The Kansas City Chiefs don’t talk about it much, but the organization’s front office and ownership despises Taylor Swift.
“They just want her gone from the spotlight,” said team spokesman Joe Barron, “She comes to the games and half the crowd spends the game turning their heads to see if she’s gonna do something or they’re focused on the big screen shouting ‘Taylor, Taylor.’ It’s bad for football.”
A recent survey of the crowd found that rather than the 92 percent Chiefs fans to 8 percent opponent, they now regularly see 8 percent opponent and a 50-50 split between Chiefs fans and Swifties.
“They’ve started paying Eras Tour prices for their tickets,” said Barron, “So now the most popular jersey in the crowd is ‘Swift’ with the number 88. We’re not sure if its significant for some other reason than the natural inclination to believe she’s a Nazi.”
Now, we’re not saying that the story here is that Taylor Swift is a Nazi so much as we’re inferring (or implying, depending on your understanding of American English) that her fans may be heading in that direction.
We asked ALLOD’s Tara Newhole if she thought it was possible, and she threw a Mountain Dew at us. God Bless America.
