CBS Entertainment has reportedly offered Roseanne Barr $100 million to write a new show. “They’re looking for something along the lines of what Tim Allen did. A conservative-leaning show that real Americans will be proud to watch.”
The network believes a new show from someone like Roseanne will bring viewers back to primetime cable. Spokesman Joe Barron says if it works, they can build a whole new genre.
“Imagine bringing people back to 8 PM rather than binging entire series on Netflix every time a new season comes out. Sitcoms represent family time and old-fashioned laughter. We believe Roseanne has what it takes to write a feel-good show her own generation will love to watch.”
Roseanne is a Baby Boomer, and the bulk of her audience is as well. That means the jokes will have to be fairly simple and there will need to be lots of references to the troops. They should probably address the All Lives Matter movement and have Kyle Rittenhouse do a gun safety episode.
The series will hopefully start filming later this year, as soon as Roseanne comes up with something great. “I built an entire show around a 40-minute standup0 act,” she said, “I’m pretty sure I can put together something about the last few years in this country.”
She promised NOT to sing the national anthem. Ever again. God Bless America.
I picked myself up by my bootstraps by getting a fucking JOB, and I’m a leftist Democrat! Fuck you for calling welfare ‘picking myself up by my bootstraps’ – you couldn’t get a job you fucking parasite? I would trade you for any Mexican, they know how to WORK, you know only how to use MY tax dollars to get by.
What is your problem??
If you offer her a sitcom…LET HER WRITE IT THE WAY SHES SEES FIT…idk about Rittenhouse…old news! None of blm wlm who cares…we all bleed red at the end of the day