Californians Want a Wall Around Their State to Keep the Rest of Us Out

America is opening back up for business. Soon, people will get on with our lives, businesses will be open, and we will be able to attend church without feeling scorned. The president feels that can we open and still keep the virus in check and we have no reason to not trust him.

It will soon be happening all over the country… except in California. Governor Newsom and all the pansy liberal Democrats of that state have said that they will not be joining the rest of the nation in getting the economy rolling, preferring to continue to live in fear.

They are so scared, that they think everybody else in the world will infect them, even other Americans. And they’ve taken this fear to new heights by overwhelmingly voting in favor of building a wall around their own state. That is correct, the citizens of California want a wall to be erected around themselves in order to keep America out, who they feel will soon all die off as a result of their “premature rush back to work.“

State Press Secretary, Joe Barron, spoke of the momentous decision:

“Look, we’ve done everything right during this crisis. We shut down early and we’ve stayed shut down. The rest of the country screwed up and now they’re paying for it.

That is not the time to reopen. Any health professional tell you that. It’s not rocket science. It’s medical science, so you listen to the people in medicine. Donald Trump is not that. Donald Trump is an idiot who is risking the health of everybody in the country with idiocy.

But, the other states did listen to him and plan to reopen. That makes them a danger to everybody in California. We will keep Americans out of our state and if we have to construct a wall in order to do so, that is what we will do.”

A wall around California? This is like a dream come true! Please do Governor Newsom! Please do!