Bill Gates Finalizing Purchase of Fox News

William Q. Gates is one of the richest men in the entire world. He is among the elite few who are able to influence governments in every nation on every continent, always with self-interest in mind.

As of late, the Microsoft founder’s influence has been waning, as the people have woken up to the greed of these billionaires. A united people have had enough of them and governments have been forced to pay attention.

It seems inevitable that these influencers would seek out alternative means to push their agendas. Rumors have been swirling that Gates is preparing to take over long-time conservative news outlet, Fox News. This would be the perfect medium through which Gates and his millionaire cronies could spread the news and messages they want you to think are true, in order to sway the public to their way of thinking.

Loyal viewers across the country are shocked and appalled to hear of this news.

“No! They’re going to be just like the rest of the MSM! Worse even!“

“Sources where the average person can get real facts are disappearing. We don’t even have Alex Jones anymore!“

“Cabal New World Order Deep State Soros“

Only one brave Fox News executive, Joe Barron, was willing to provide us with a statement, with all others no doubt feeling reprisals from the evil Bill Gates:

“None of my colleagues would respond to a so-called media outfit called bustatroll.org for obvious reasons. But hey, I thought it might be good for a laugh.

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Mr. Gates or any of his businesses or foundations are attempting to purchase our media outlet. We are certain this has been entirely made up by your website and in particular by… What is your name? In particular by Mr. Harry Helmet. Should any readers of this article really believe that Mr. Helmet is a real reporter, much less a real person, they deserve the inevitable flood of ridicule that they will inevitably soon receive with regard to their gullibility.”

How Fox news can allow this to take place is perplexing and inexcusable. The boycott should begin now. Who knows when the subtle changes to the message from Fox will begin.