Minnesota Representative Ilhan Omar recently fictionally proposed to remove all references to Christianity from the Constitution of the United States of America. Now she is threatening something else and we sure couldn’t give two hoots if she follows through with this threat. In fact, we hope she does.
The local Rotary Club has teamed up with the Minnesota chapter of Kakologophobiacs Anonymous and informed Representative Omar’s office that if swearing is not banned outright in the United States effective immediately that they will find a country more to their liking.
As any non-tater knows, Ilhan Omar loves the United States more than most, which is why she decided to run for office to be a voice of the Somali population that makes up a large portion of her constituency. She is also well-versed in the Constitution and wants to do everything she can to move our country to be one that is fair and equitable for all Americans rather than just a few at the top.
As someone who loves the Constitution, she had the duty to inform the complainants that this speech is covered by the First Amendment and that it’s not something that is going to change.
She explained that the Constitution sometimes allows things that people don’t like so that everyone has greater freedoms than would otherwise exist.
Joe Barron, a member of both complaining organizations, was not happy.
“I’m so freaking peeved right now. This is complete hogwash. Gosh darn it, only frigging dumb butts have to swear! There are over 50,000 fetching non-swearing words in the English language. I can’t believe we are supposed to put up with this unintelligent poop!”
As seen, Ilhan Omar hates the Constitution and if she and her people would be happier elsewhere, we’ll help them pack and move out. Just don’t come crying back when you figure out you left the greatest country in the history of the world.
I AM SORRY I HAVE NOT MADE ANY COMMENTS FOR A WHILE, OMAR YOU NEED TO LEAVE ON THE END OF PRES. TRUMP’S BOOT. WE DO NOT WANT YOU HERE, THE FOUNDLING FATHERS SAID WE ARE CHRISTIAN AND ISLAMICS ARE NOT ALLOWED.
Well, they weren’t “foundlings”–that is, orphans; they were Founders – that is, builders. And no one said Islamics are not allowed. They weren’t interested when America was founded. On the belief, by the way, that America was a free country and all who wished to contribute to its growth and stability were welcome. Including Christians, Jews, and any other creed, including blacks and any other color. Except Native Americans, who had to be eliminated for the white man’s space and power here.
So she hates fuckin’ swearing? Man I’m fuckin’ ashamed that this post might help drive her away.
Well stop complaining and just FUCK OFF back to your sand dunes and camel’s.
Oh, I shouldn’t, but it’s so tempting, let me start with the letter A, Asshole, B, Bitch please, C, I better not my moma would wash my mouth out with soap, D, Damm girlfriend get to packing, E, what’s a good swear word for E? Oh my goodness F, naw I better not, but I’m thinking it. It begins with f and , ends with you!!
Bullshit story! She loves America! What a load, she is here to do as much damage as she can. Nothing more, nothing less! Wake up Minnesota!
Two words: Fuck You!
BY BY DON’T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE BEHIND AS YOU GO. SATAN
Great idea! Keep me in . You’d think this traitor to American values would be more concerned about leaving before her Campaign Finance crimes catch up with her. Is swearing as serious as marrying your brother in immigration fraud. Is swearing as serious as incest? Wonder what she thinks about bigamy? She’s not going anywhere- she won’t leave the country she hates. She should go back to Somolia where she shares their values more than the values of USA.